The Cow Who Jumped Over the Moon (and Brought Down a Crown of Stars): Tales from Mother Chouette

Hibbou was too excited to go to bed. She had one too many sweet treats and she was hopping about the nest more than usual.

“Come and sit here, Hibbou.” Mother Chouette called her owlet. “I will read you a story of a famous cow who was just as jumpy as you are.”

Once upon a full moon, a very pregnant cow laid upon the hay and moo-ed loudly for she knew it was about time for her to give birth. She laid on her side as the baby inside her kicked and bounced. And then all of a sudden, it didn’t move at all. Just as she was getting ready to stand up (for she thought the baby had changed its mind), out jumped the calf. Thus was born Skipper, the jumping calf.

Skipper learned early on that jumping was his special gift. While his peers usually pranced and hopped every time they saw something different, Skipper always jumped the highest. He jumped over anthills, fences, and soon enough, over ladders as well. Instead of munching on grass, Skipper would jump to grab the juiciest leaves on the tallest trees.

One night before bedtime, Momma Cow told Skipper that he was born during a full moon.

“What’s a full moon?” Skipper asked his mom.

“It’s a moon just like that one,” Momma Cow pointed to the shiny white platter in the night sky.

Skipper couldn’t contain his excitement. “Someday, I’m jumping over the moon!”

Momma Cow chuckled at her son’s words. “That’s too high, even for you.”

But Skipper would not hear of this. He practiced every day and jumped over taller and taller objects. As he grew into a young calf, he began jumping over the roof of his master’s house. Soon, he could jump over a mountain with ease.

Finally, he once again saw the full moon and knew he was ready to give it his best try. He closed his eyes, bent his knees and soared through the skies!

When Skipper opened his eyes, he was already above the moon.

“Yahoo, I did it!” Skipper hollered. “Wait till I tell my friends about this!”

When he had landed on the ground, he felt something heavy on his head. He quickly headed to the nearest pond to see if there was something stuck to his horns. When he looked at his reflection, he saw a crown of glittering stars on his head.

“Now my friends will believe that I reached the moon,” Skipper admired the reflection of his shiny crown. But just as he was about to sleep (for the business of jumping can get quite tiring), he heard whimpering in his ears.

“Who’s making all that noise? I’m trying to sleep here!” Skipper shouted to no one in particular.

“It is us,” his crown spoke. “We are the stars entangled in your horns. Please jump over the moon again so that we can go back to our home.”

“Oh no,” Skipper said as he shook his head. “You’re my prize for being the highest jumper in the world!” Skipper puffed his chest with pride. “Now quiet down so that I may get some sleep.”

The next day, Skipper showed his mom his crown of stars and how he got it. Then, he went to all the animals in the farm to show his trophy. When everyone in the village knew, he jumped to the other villages to show his crown of stars. Finally, everybody was quite sick and tired of hearing the story of how he had jumped over the moon and came back with stars on his horn. But still, Skipper would not stop, always jumping from one place to the next to tell anyone willing to listen of his amazing achievement.

One day, when he was telling a group of young calves the story, one had the guts to cut him off.

“Are you sure those are stars on your head?” The spotted calf said with raised eyebrows. “It just looks like a bunch of grayish rocks to me.”

Skipper was shocked. He jumped to the nearest pond to view his reflection. True enough, the stars were almost out of light!

“Why aren’t you shining?” The frustrated Skipper asked the stars.

“We are sad and lonely for this is not our home,” the stars said. “We will lose all our light if you don’t bring us back to the night sky,” they sobbed inconsolably.

Skipper finally felt sad for them. He didn’t want the stars to die because of him. But he had wasted a lot of time, going from village to village to spread his tale. He was no longer a young calf, but an old bull. Could he still jump over the moon a second time?

Skipper practiced again and again until the full moon was upon the farm at last. Then, gathering all his strength, he jumped the best he could.

Farm animals from all over the world say that they saw the shape of a cow jumping over the moon that night. But, none saw one coming back to the ground. Others believe that the great jumper became one of the stars in the vast sky.

The end.

Hibbou hopped to the window and looked for a group of stars shaped like a bull. “There he is, mama!”

Mother Chouette nodded and smiled.  

CinderSpectaRella Part 3 of 4

“I know just what to do! Fetch me three mice, a pumpkin and a dog,” the fairy godmother instructed.

Cinderella came back with three hamsters, a watermelon and an old goat.

“Oh my, these aren’t what I asked, for, but I guess it will have to do.”

The fairy godmother cloaked all the objects in light. She transformed the three hamsters into three slightly hairy horses. She changed the watermelon into an oblong-shaped carriage, and the goat into a footman with a goatee.

The fairy godmother then twirled her wand one last time to wrap Cinderella in light. When she was done, Cinderella was in a beautiful blue gown, her hair done in an elegant bun.

“Be back by 12!” The fairy godmother said. “Oh, and wait, wear this!” The fairy godmother tapped the bride of Cinderella’s nose and there appeared beautiful, translucent glasses!

For the first time, Cinderella saw everything clearly. She saw her radiant fairy godmother with silver hair and a kind smile on her lips. She saw the full moon and the stars dotting the night sky. She even saw all her farm animal friends gathered around her, cheering and clapping their hands.

“No time to waste!” The fairy godmother waved goodbye as Cinderella boarded her watermelon green carriage with bright red cushions. “Off you go!”

Cinderella sped off to the caste, and felt every bit a princess as she alighted from her carriage and climbed the spiral staircase. She was confident because she saw everything around her clearly.

When she entered, all eyes were upon her, and word quickly spread about an unknown beautiful bespectacled lady in blue.

The prince was expecting the usual boring princesses would attend. So when he saw Cinderella, he stopped in his tracks. There was something so real and natural about her. Yes, she was beautiful, but she wasn’t ashamed to wear glasses. She looked smart and confident as she walked through the ballroom. The prince invited Cinderella to dance, and dance they did until the clock struck 12.

Cinderella was so startled that she had to make a run for it. As she was clearing the castle gardens, her glasses got caught up in branches. She was about to get them when she heard the king’s horsemen behind her. She had to hide quickly so she dove to the nearby bushes.

The prince held Cinderella’s translucent glasses. He vowed to find the woman who owned these special spectacles.

to be continued…

THE PRINCESS WHO WAS BORN FEET FIRST

THE PRINCESS WHO WAS BORN FEET FIRST

In a faraway land was a kingdom beside the sea where everyone loved eating fish. The kingdom was ruled by King Henry, known as the great fisher king, and Queen Victoria, renowned for her magical powers of dislodging fish bones from a person’s throat.  The kingdom was a simple and happy one, more so because the royal couple was expecting their first child.

On the night that Queen Victoria began experiencing labor pains, the kingdom was visited by a violent storm. The queen was immediately rushed to the palace hospital. As the winds howled, the queen heaved and squeezed, and when the baby finally started showing, the palace doctors noticed that instead of a head, out came two wiggly pink feet! They pulled very carefully on the feet, legs, knees, and so on until out came a beautiful, albeit gooey baby princess. The queen lovingly named her Pedora, after the fact that she came into this world feet first.

The sleeping baby was cleaned, bundled up and sent to the nursery. But when the nurse arrived at the nursery, the sky burst into a thundering crack and the lights went out. Worried that she might drop the child, the nurse quickly felt around the dark for the nearest basinet and slowly laid the baby on it. She fidgeted about, worried that no one would come with a candle.

Luckily, the storm finally started calming down and the lights went back on. But when the nurse checked on the newborn princess, she got the shock of her life. Three identical basinets surrounded her, all with sleeping babies in them. Flustered, she checked each baby, and as she did, she got more and more worried. All three babies were girls!

She tried her best to recall how she entered, if she went right to set the baby down, or if she grabbed the left basinet, but no matter how she tried, she couldn’t be absolutely sure who the princess was!

Finally, the nurse called in the three couples who had just given birth and confessed.

“I was going to teach my child how to play the piano,” the father who was a musician sighed, composing a sad lullaby in his mind.

“I was going to show my child how to chop wood,” the father who was a woodchopper sobbed, and leaned on his axe for support.

“I was going to show my child how to fish,” the king blubbered, taking his crown off.

The queen, seeing how distraught all the fathers were decided that it was best to raise all three children together. They invited the parents of the two children to live in the castle with them. The musician would provide the court music, while the woodchopper would supply the castle’s wood needs. Eventually, they hoped that when the children grew up, they would look more like their parents and everything would be sorted out.

After that was decided, the king and queen went back to their regular work. The king managed the production and distribution of fish in the kingdom, while the queen went back to her main duty of healing those who had fish bones stuck up their throat.

You see, just like the princess and the queen before her, Queen Victoria was born feet first. They called her suhi, and it was the gift of those born suhi that they could remove lodged fish bones in a person’s throat.

In the meantime, the three babies grew to be three beautiful girls. All three had big, bright brown eyes and shiny black hair. All of them were healthy, active, and loved to sing. When the queen looked at them, she was very pleased. But in her heart, she was starting to get worried. What if they were never able to tell which was theirs?

Then one day, tragedy struck. In the queen’s haste to eat her favorite bangus fish, she swallowed a particularly big fish bone and it lodged itself firmly in her throat.

You’d think that this wasn’t such a tragedy as the queen was suhi, and could therefore heal herself, but that wasn’t the case. A suhi could heal others, except for herself.

As days passed and the bone refused to go down the queen’s throat, the king got more and more worried. The queen was in terrible pain and he couldn’t do anything about it.

Finally, he had a stroke of brilliance. He called in the three toddlers and had them lay their hands on the queen’s throat.

The first one tapped the queen’s throat like a keyboard, and that tickled the queen, but it did not remove the fish bone.

The second girl delivered a karate chop to the queen’s throat, as if chopping up a piece of wood. This made the queen cough, but it did not dislodge the fish bone.

Finally, the smallest of the three gently laid both her palms on the queen’s throat and moved her hands up and down. When she stopped, the queen opened her eyes and smiled. It had worked!

The kingdom celebrated as their queen was healed and their princess found at last!

As for the two children, well, you could guess who they belonged to, right?

Mr. Monkey and the Tree Turtle: Tales from Mother Chouette

Hibbou, the owlet, was playing with her sticks when her cousin Hoot hopped beside her and started pecking on her shoulders.

“What are you doing? Can I help?”Hoot asked repeatedly.

“I don’t need your help!” Hibbou said as she flapped her tiny wings to shoo Hoot away.

Mother Chouette clicked her beak and shook her head. “Hibbou, Hoot, have you ever heard of the story of Mr. Monkey and Tilly, the Tree Turtle?  Come here beside me and listen.”  Hibbou and Hoot plopped beside the mother owl.

Mr. Monkey and the Tree Turtle

Once upon a time, there was a monkey who got separated from its tribe and accidentally stumbled upon an island full of banana trees. The monkey’s eyes became as huge as ostrich eggs as it jumped from one tree to another and discovered that each tree was bursting with fruit. Finally, it brought down the fattest bunch it could get and started popping banana after banana.

While stuffing its face, it noticed a small turtle approaching it.

“Hi Mr. Monkey, those bananas look great.  Would you mind giving me one? I am so hungry,” the turtle smacked its lips.

The monkey laughed at the turtle.  “How strange you look, with leaves sprouting from your shell.  Who are you?”

“I’m Tilly, and I’m a tree turtle. I can help give you food, if you help me pick them from the trees.”

“Who says I need help? You’re too short anyway,” The monkey mocked the turtle. “All I need is to swing along these trees to feed myself.”

“Everybody needs help sometimes,” Tilly the turtle said,” even someone like you.”

“Like I said little guy, scram!” the monkey turned its back on the turtle.

“Well, if your sure…” the tree turtle whistled. “Let’s go guys!  Mr. Monkey doesn’t need us.  Maybe we’ll find someone else willing to help!”

And the ground shook as hundreds of tree turtles stood up, each one carrying a banana plant on its back. They swam to the nearby shore, leaving the island bare.

Mr. Monkey’s jaw dropped to the ground as it realized what it had lost.

The End.

Hibbou turned to Hoot and grabbed his wings. “C’mon Hoot, let’s build my stick tower together!”

A Multicolored Coat of Scales: Tales from Mother Chouette

            Hibbou, the owlet, flapped its tiny wings and gave a hoot. Mother Chouette gently pecked on Hibbou’s head. It was time to sleep.

            Mama, please tell me a bedtime story,” Hibbou said as she turned her sleepy eyes to Mother Chouette.

            “I’ve got the perfect one for you, little one,” said Mother Chouette, and then she began.

A Multicolored Coat of Scales

“There was once a plain fish with dull silver flakes that longed to be a fish like no other.  He would rub his scales onto colorful objects, such as bright red corals, but all he would get were scratch marks. He would try to wrap himself in the dark emerald green seaweeds that floated about the ocean floor, but he would simply slip out of its slimy grasp. He even tried to hang out with the electric blue eels, but in the end, it wasn’t worth getting electrocuted. But, one day, while remaining invisible beside a gray rock, he saw a mermaid swimming away from an angry shark.  In her haste, she dropped her precious crystal ring. When the shark was gone, the plain fish swam and rescued the ring. He marveled at its color and considered keeping it for himself so that he would have something sparkly to wear. But in the end, he decided that it was best to return the ring to its rightful owner. The mermaid turned into a fairy mermaid and promised to grant the fish his heart’s desire. Rainbow-colored raindrops fell from the sky that night and filled the sea with color. When the fish opened its eyes, it saw that its fins were multicolored and shiny! All the other sea creatures gathered around him to admire his beautiful coat of scales.

“The end.”

Mother Chouette turned to Hibbou and cooed.  Her baby owl was fast asleep! 

Where’s My Make-up Polly?

“POLLLLYYY!”

Uh-oh.  That was my eldest sister, Tweety, and I was the unfortunate fledgling she was squawking at.  I peeked behind her door.  “Ummm, yes?”

“You promised you wouldn’t touch my make-up again!” she shrieked, her feathers standing on ends.  On her nest bed were pecked strawberries, squashed grapes and broken twigs.  I tried digging a shallow hole to bury the evidence, but I couldn’t hide the fruit stains.

“I’m s..sorry,” I squeaked in an almost mouse-like voice.

“That won’t cut it.  That’s what you said the last time.  You’re completely banned from my room!” she said, pointing to the door.

“But you have all the best make-up,” I whined.  “Mom never allows me to put anything on my face.”

“Make-up is not for fledglings.  Concentrate on learning how to fly, and not on my make-up!  If you touch my make-up again, you’ll find your face stuck with make-up forever,” Tweety warned me.  When she saw tears forming from the corners of my eyes, she softened her voice a bit. “Why do you need make-up for anyway?  You’re such a pretty fledgling.  You’re lucky you don’t need to cover up anything.”

I hopped back to my room with my beak down.  I understood why she was angry, but still, I just loved hanging out in her room and going through all her stuff.  I couldn’t wait to be a juvenile.

The next few days, I tried to be at my best behavior.  I didn’t go to her room unless she invited me over.  And more importantly, I didn’t touch any of her things.

Lately, she hasn’t really asked for me to be around.  I would wait outside the door and hear her talking for hours with her friends.

“Yeah, mine’s totally gorgeous,” I overheard Tweety say to her best friend, Tiki.  “So, who’s your date for the Senior’s Ball?”

I didn’t wait to hear who it was going to be.  Boys.  Ugh.  But then, I heard something that did interest me.

“I’m shopping for my make-up tomorrow, wanna come?” I heard my sister say to Tiki.

Brand new make-up!  This was gonna be hard to resist.

The next day, I saw my sister fly out the house early to go with Tiki to the mall.  When they came back, they just dumped their stuff in my sister’s room and flew off again!

I quickly hopped through the door and aimed for the make-up.  The nest bed was an explosion of color!  Dark ruby red cherries, shiny blueberries, and popping pomegranates.  With my heart pounding a million beats per minute, I carefully pecked on each fruit, and got a little of the juice to stain my beak, my cheeks and my eyes.  After having applied every available color to my face, I hurriedly hopped to my room.

With full make-up on, I faced the mirror and pretended I was talking with my sister.  “Look at this shade,” I said.  “Don’t you just love it?”  I got carried away with my fake conversation that when I looked out the window, I suddenly noticed that it was dark already.  I hopped to the bathroom and splashed water on my face to remove any trace of evidence.  When I looked at the mirror, I was shocked!  None of the make-up had come off.  I rubbed a leaf directly on my face, but it only added a green stain.   I was starting to get really annoyed.  My face was now a rainbow of colors. This was my curse for touching Tweety’s things!

“POLLLLYYY!”

It was my sister’s familiar squawk, but I just didn’t have the strength to answer.  I covered my face in feathers.

“Polly, what did you do now?”  My sister had her wings on her hips.  But when she saw me crying on the bed, she quickly rushed to my side.  “What happened?

I raised my make-up filled face and burst into noisy sobs.  “The make-up won’t come off!”

“Oh my,” my sister covered her beak with her wings.  “Your face is all red…and green, and blue!”

“Is this your idea?  Are you trying to punish me?”  I was convinced my sister set up a trap for me to learn not to use her stuff.

“Of courses not silly,” my sister smiled kindly.  “I picked these fruits because they stained the most,” she explained.  “It wasn’t meant to be removed easily.  That’s why I wanted to use these to the prom.”  My sister rummaged through her bag, as if looking for something.  “Ah!  Here it is.  I also bought some lemon juice to remove all that goop off.  Want some?”

I nodded eagerly.  While my sister was helping me remove my makeup, she talked to me.  She told me what she would wear to the prom, and who her date would be.  I listened quietly, and then when it was my turn, I told her about my school friends and our many pop quizzes.  It felt good to spend time with her again, while she carefully erased the makeup.

Finally, after what seemed like forever, I was make-up free.  I grinned sheepishly at my sister.

“Thanks, and… sorry,” I said in my sincerest voice.  “I know you’re disappointed in me for playing with your make-up again, but you know what?  I’m still glad I did it ‘cause then I got to spend time with you.”

My sister smiled.  “I had fun, too!” she remarked.  Let’s do this again, minus the make-up!”

Now, I go to my sister’s room more often to talk and hang out.  She lets me use her cologne sometimes and she volunteers to style my hair.  But I kinda lost interest in using her make-up.  I’ll just wait for my turn, thank you very much!

And so I begin…

Wow, after weeks of delay, I am finally ready to post my first “official” blog entry. I have tried blogging before, via Multiply (when Multiply was just a fun site, and not a business empire), and I think I tried once or twice to post something on Facebook.  But, I’ve always viewed these outlets as more of a social network thing that you occasionally blog in, not really a blog site.  And so after months of my husband’s convincing, I finally agreed to ‘try’ this blogging thing.  It is a fulfillment of one of the dreams I wrote, which is to make many stories for my daughter to read.  She absolutely loves reading, and at 6 years old, already writes her own short stories (mostly about My Little Pony).  As she progresses in her reading skills, I want to be there, adding fun and fantasy to this world.  At the same time, I also want this site to be filled with craft tutorials.  My daughter also loves to craft with me, and I just want mothers out there to have something that they can do together with their daughters.  So, here’s to many more future entries!  We will see if once a week, I can share either a short story or a craft tutorial.  Thanks for reading!  And so, I begin…