A Bath Time Protest

I know that look,

you can’t deny.

You’ve got that twinkle

in your eye.

And a towel,

I see it clear.

I smell the soap

a mile from here.

I run and run,

you can’t catch me.

I’ll hide in spots

where you can’t see.

You’re so unfair;

I’ve worked my best

to get this mud

across my chest.

And now you think

to clean me up?

To get me rid

of all this muck?

I will not yield;

I stomp and scream.

You come at me

with oils and cream.

Water hits me

and it’s the end.

I am done for

Let’s not pretend

It’s cold and wet

but the suds are nice

I try not to smile

as bubbles rise.

I must admit

though I made a scene,

there are worst things

than being clean.

 

 

An Ode to My Working Mom

I do not like this hide-and-seek

I do not like this one bit.

You said to count to ten

You do this time and again.

I knew it was unwise

To close my eyes

And just like that,

You were gone.

No, it’s no fun

I sniff like a mouse

And go through the house

And peek in each room

Only to cry

Over your tricks.

You do this every day

From Monday to Friday.

And even if I would

promise to be good,

you’d still go.

Can’t you just say no

To this “boss?”

Or is she much cuter than me?

No, that can’t be.

Stay home today, please.